i don’t even chase my liquor dude i’m certainly not gonna chase u
I wish I can find that one guy I can just talk to everyday and just be cute together.
Best out of context quote from the show
I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
*answer to math problem is 182*
*backflips off table while All The Small Things starts playing and skateboards out the window*
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
things i better have by the end of 2014:
- a better face
- lots of money
- many slutty memories
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
double major in overthinking and worry, minor in night crying